
its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
- europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
- americans: what
- europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
YO I HAVE THOSE PLATES
They’re not mine unfortunately, I think they’re so pretty!
you’re rated pg for pretty great
‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
#- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
* - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
© - Will you be mine?
(´・ω・`)- I’ll pay you 350,000 yen for anal









